Johnny O'Connor is a sweet country boy who won't be getting out any time soon.

JOHNNY'S HOBBIES:

*Romantic bubble baths with a very special lady

*Country dancing

*Long walks in the moonlight

*Football

JOHNNY'S VERY SPECIAL LADY:

"I like a woman who's well-groomed, first and foremost.  After that, she ought to be a good cook and like country music.

Don't hurt any if she has big breasts and I don't even care if they're real or fake.

And I like a woman with good, traditional family values because I want to get married and have a lot of kids.  Six or seven of 'em."
 
 
 
 

Ladies, can you say "conjugal visit?"